Five Stars from I dye my pubes, too: Shawn, lately I’ve been hearing you use the term “gun people” to refer to those in the firearms industry. Frankly, I find the lumping of the diverse individuals in the gun community under a single term to be racist, homophobic, and overall bigoted. As a rimfire-American, you owe it to those around you to show proper respect for others’ background and struggles.

Nick is a good upstanding centerfire-American.

I’m not sure what Jeremy is but considering he was made after 1898 I believe he may be illegal for civilians, or if you have to ask how much you can’t afford it.

Aaron is a shotshell-American. Just remember, it’s a major faux pas to ask him his ga(y?)uge.

Savage is a muzzleloader.

— Anonymous listener

Five Stars from Hareeb Alls: Great podcast, I try to time the episodes with my commute to work. I realized that I was failing as a parent as my kids had never seen the Goonies so while watching with them, I couldn’t help but realize how closely the cast matched some of the characters.

Shawn is obviously Mikey the main character with delusions of grandeur, horribly failing at trying to keep the show on the rails while mainly focused on finding ways to attain new gear (treasure) to keep for himself.

Nick would be Brandon, Mikey’s older brother. Not for his athleticism but because he seems like the quiet older brother type who at times will drop in with some wisdom or just a desire to shit on both literally and figuratively other’s ideas or dumb moments all while hanging out with those that he feels are below him.

Aaron while it seemed would be close between Mouth because he never knows when to shut his and Chunk for his inability to do anything positive other than provide some comedic relief with the “truffle shuffle” it doesn’t really matter because they are just supporting characters that don’t bring any depth to the story.

Savage would clearly be Data both in stature and always wanting to provide some physical thing to make the group story better because they are both empty inside. Every now and then they will come up with a win and cling to it.

Jeremy, clearly, is sloth. A large overbearing presence who desires to be the center of attention but always comes through in the end even when someone like Aaron (Chunk) needs help. I can just hear him yelling “Hey you guys!” in my head.

All in all, highly recommended for anyone who wants to listen to a handful of friends talk and discuss firearm related material.

— Anonymous listener

Five Stars from Jesse K: The members of this podcast seem like the guys who could be your best friends...if you like being friends with assholes. Thank you.

— Anonymous listener

Five Stars from Erik H: Great show great into. Have a suggestion to change up gunfights. Have it like trivia where each player has a whiteboard. Questions can be asked and then each player reveals their answer at the same time. Could have a lot of fun asking him related trivia. Keep it going

— Anonymous listener

Fiive Stars from Long, Richard Sr.: Great informational podcast, always on top of news and new products from not only their sponsors but new products in the industry as well, good source of satisfaction if you have mild autism or if you’ve been asking yourself if you think it’s ok to have relations with your pets/neighbors dog

— Anonymous listener

Five Stars from Ryan: I fucking do not like this podcast. I don’t know what any of these gun wielding monsters look like but I do not plan to look them up because I’m sure I’d be disappointed. One of them sounds like he/him has a sinus infection all the time. I do appreciate the use of some old school words in this podcast such as retard and faggot, it brings me back to my childhood. This podcast is like a strip club, it’s dirty and boring but you can’t stop coming back. I love this podcast.

— Anonymous listener

Five Stars from Mike Ockburns: Great podcast that discusses a wide variety of gun related topics from litigation, product overviews, firearms history, and ridiculously verbose hunting sagas. I’ve noticed the cast reference South Park several times and I can’t help but notice their uncanny resemblance to the main characters of that glorious piece of media. I must explain:

Shaun is Stan Marsh. He believes he is the main character of the show and his family all hates each other. They both talk the most in the majority of the episodes and get very moody when something isn’t about them. However, like Stan when compared to his friends, Shaun is by far the most “normal” of the cast.

Aaron is Kyle. They’re both Jews and someone should probably check Aaron for gold around his neck. Watch out for the decoy gold though. Also they’re both insufferable when they speak and are democratically determined to be the ugliest members of the group. Aaron has been expelled from more jobs than his people have been expelled from countries at this point, which is unrelated to South Park but I don’t think anybody has pointed out this hilarious correlation yet.

Jeremy absolutely has to be Cartman. He’s “big boned” and probably has a similar diet in terms of quantity. He’s also the most violent of the bunch and forms plans to kill everyone within a few minutes of first meeting them. I would not eat his chili, even if it had beans like it should. Also he picks on Aaron for being Jewish. He doesn’t have a dad either, like Cartman.

Nick is Kenny. He shits himself to death every episode and when he’s missing from an episode, the cast just replace him with someone else. Though I can actually comprehend Nick’s words, unlike Kenny, he’s definitely the least talkative of the bunch. I also assume Nick is just very poor and if I didn’t know he had gut issues I would assume he’s so skinny because he does meth. Probably drinks PBR.

Savage is probably the hardest one to pinpoint. The whiniest and most annoying relevant character in South Park I can think of is Wendy Testaburger so I’ll go with that. Everyone groans when he starts on his commie rants and he’s obsessed with sharing his progressive political/social justice views with the rest of the cast. He also argues with everyone who doesn’t share his liberal views using unjustified moralist and ethical arguments that lack any real logic. Also, I think Shaun (Stan) wants to fuck him.

Just like South Park, I await every new episode of WLS with bated breath and laugh uncontrollably at the genius humor. Unlike South Park though, this show is genuinely educational in a lot of regards and I hope it continues for years to come until Nick dies for real this time.

— Anonymous listener

Five Stars from Jordan: Hey guys,
Just wanted to drop a review.
I work overnight, driving around a freight dock and found you guys after working my way through all the previous episodes of the AR15 Podcast Spotify had to offer. You guys are definitely the best podcast out there. That's all. Thanks for all the good info, recommendations, and nearly endless entertainment.
To never ending dangerous freedom,
🍻 <-That's supposed to be a couple mugs of beer mugs clinking together emoji, in case it didn't go through. Haha
Random Dude in Oklahoma.

— Anonymous listener

Five Stars from Dependable Don: Long time listener and noticed a pattern. Anytime someone talks about murder and death penalty he gains popularity. Whenever dog fucking is mentioned, well he doesn’t lose popularity…. Anyways love the podcast keep it up.
#its my property

— Anonymous listener

Five Stars from Matt J: Five squares love the show feels like im chillin with the boys ❤️

— Anonymous listener

Five Stars from Chris G: I’ve been here for almost everything from rhodie and lil to when everyone watching the live show tried to find a guy who was going through a shit time with a family tragedy to episode 171 and episode 210. Been a huge supporter of these guys and these guys have been a huge supporter of me in my personal business ventures. Jeremy has always answered any questions I’ve had about firearms. Aaron has always been welcoming to the meat ponies when we get together to shoot. Nick will always love you savage is always willing to explain the intricacies of current gun cases and Shawn well he’s always willing to take a joke about his ssb. Best gun podcast ever any others aren’t even close so listen to these fellas they are the heart of the gun podcasting community all others are a distant second.

— Anonymous listener

Five Stars from Joe from New Hampshire: This was some of the best Chinese food I’ve ever had. The chefs were a little weird though. There is Shawn, who was a lot like a chicken finger because you can’t have Chinese food without it, and it’s greasy. Aaron is like a crab Rangoon because you either love it or hate it, and the crabs are probably from his pubes. Jeremy is like beef on a stick because it’s great, but if you aren’t careful it stabs you in the back of your face hole. Nick is like a fortune cookie because he’s dry, but amusing. Savage is like lo mein because it has low in the name and Savage is short. He’s also a thumb.

Put it all together and you have most of a pu pu platter, a fortune cookie, and a side of shitty lo mein.

Don’t stop doing what you do. Long live the cult.

— Anonymous listener