Five Stars from Mike Ockburns: Great podcast that discusses a wide variety of gun related topics from litigation, product overviews, firearms history, and ridiculously verbose hunting sagas. I’ve noticed the cast reference South Park several times and I can’t help but notice their uncanny resemblance to the main characters of that glorious piece of media. I must explain:
Shaun is Stan Marsh. He believes he is the main character of the show and his family all hates each other. They both talk the most in the majority of the episodes and get very moody when something isn’t about them. However, like Stan when compared to his friends, Shaun is by far the most “normal” of the cast.
Aaron is Kyle. They’re both Jews and someone should probably check Aaron for gold around his neck. Watch out for the decoy gold though. Also they’re both insufferable when they speak and are democratically determined to be the ugliest members of the group. Aaron has been expelled from more jobs than his people have been expelled from countries at this point, which is unrelated to South Park but I don’t think anybody has pointed out this hilarious correlation yet.
Jeremy absolutely has to be Cartman. He’s “big boned” and probably has a similar diet in terms of quantity. He’s also the most violent of the bunch and forms plans to kill everyone within a few minutes of first meeting them. I would not eat his chili, even if it had beans like it should. Also he picks on Aaron for being Jewish. He doesn’t have a dad either, like Cartman.
Nick is Kenny. He shits himself to death every episode and when he’s missing from an episode, the cast just replace him with someone else. Though I can actually comprehend Nick’s words, unlike Kenny, he’s definitely the least talkative of the bunch. I also assume Nick is just very poor and if I didn’t know he had gut issues I would assume he’s so skinny because he does meth. Probably drinks PBR.
Savage is probably the hardest one to pinpoint. The whiniest and most annoying relevant character in South Park I can think of is Wendy Testaburger so I’ll go with that. Everyone groans when he starts on his commie rants and he’s obsessed with sharing his progressive political/social justice views with the rest of the cast. He also argues with everyone who doesn’t share his liberal views using unjustified moralist and ethical arguments that lack any real logic. Also, I think Shaun (Stan) wants to fuck him.
Just like South Park, I await every new episode of WLS with bated breath and laugh uncontrollably at the genius humor. Unlike South Park though, this show is genuinely educational in a lot of regards and I hope it continues for years to come until Nick dies for real this time.
— Anonymous listener