Five Stars from JM_IN_KY: WLS 509
Thanks for making me the winner in the comments, there was a cough when you announced the email and I had to slow it down to try and write it down so I had to rewind and put the play back speed to half…..which should try about that time because you guys sound stoned for the last five minutes of the show talking about “not the mushrooms guy” and “stop eating!”.

— Anonymous listener

Five Squares from Jack B: 5 squares. These guys are good eggs.

Specifically, Jerambe is a hard boiled egg. Nick is a plate of cheesy scambled eggs. Savage is a ramen egg marinating in soy sauce. Aaron is a century egg. Lets see, is that everyone? Yeah I think so. Wait, how could I forget the guests? They're fried eggs. They don't always come out right, but when they do, they're the best eggs in the carton.

PS: Next time Matt Larosey-A does gun fights, make him argue the point AND at the same time convince us he is not a weeb. He needs to be handicapped to make it fair for the rest of you.

— Anonymous listener

Five Stars from 509notacommie:
Shawn STOP READING DIRECT FROM A.I. we all get it you are a tech guy and you 100% should use chat bot AI to optimize your search ….. no one wants to hear it

— Anonymous listener

Five Stars from JM_in_KY: Buffalo Trace Bourbon Cream is great! You can use with your coffee, but it also pairs well with some Root Beers, Dr. Pepper, or a Root Beer Float. Been Drinking that since 2017 when I want something refreshing at the end of the day that is sweet.

— Anonymous listener

Five Stars from Eric J: When chili was first invented, beans were not a part of the recipe, however, they were slowly added over time. Text and history says no beans, but tradition says beans. If you’re debating beans or no beans in chili though, you’re all wrong. For good chili, trust me, add mushrooms.

— Anonymous listener

Five Stars from Jeep Jon: Newish listener, best podcast ever! Great content with everything from guns and gear talk to hilarious banter, engrossing stories and even where to buy horse cum. How much more can you ask for?!?!?

— Anonymous listener

Five Polygons from Genoa Sydroks: Great show, very entertaining discussions and hilarious cast members with many chunks of valuable knowledge sprinkled amongst the banter. I love how the podcast addresses both technical questions, legal questions, and isn’t afraid to cross any boundary (except for criticizing Israel or using the hard R apparently). Here is my assessment of the cast members:

Sheawhn is the glue that holds everything together and seemingly the only one who knows how to operate a computer. I love how he is both the voice of reason as well as by far the biggest asshole on the podcast at the same time. Kind of a poser for acting all prepper like but living in an apartment like a cuck. Overall though I’m glad he’s here.

Jeremy pretends to be what Sheawhn often is, aka a giant douche, but it’s pretty obvious he’s actually a giant teddy bear who is always helping a brother out despite his harsh words. I guess raising daughters does that to you. There’s a reason he’s everyone’s favorite, his opinions are usually right, except regarding the definition of chili.

Nick is great gameshow host, though I think the first rendition of gunfights was the best, please go back to that. Despite being the most monotone and depressed sounding cast member, he always manages to surprise everyone with a well timed quip or ill timed bowel movement.

Aaron and Savage are the retarded kids that everyone is friends with just because they love seeing the stupid shit they get up to. When they argue with each other, it’s probably one of the most hilarious bits of the show. It’s like watching a crackhead fight a creepy serial killer.

Keep it up guys and just know that I cry myself to sleep every night because I live in California and 90% of your subject matter is illegal here.

— Anonymous listener

Five Stars from Jaden D: Absolutely fantastic podcast. Best damn firearms podcast there is! I’ve been listening for a while now and went back to listen to many more. I’ve probably listened to 100-150 episodes so far. I’ve learned a lot and been entertained for hours. I’d love to meet the cast someday, they’re all great! I’m even friends with shawn on call of Duty, though I’ve never got to play with him. Ps. My clan tag is WLS69 for easy identification. Keep it up guys!!

— Anonymous listener

Five Stars from Q Cooper: Great show with a knowledgeable cast. My one gripe is that I now have to defend Aaron, according to the International Chili Society there are two types of chili, red and green, they are made of red or green peppers, meat, spices and sauce, no beans. The Chili Appreciation Society International also forbids beans from their competitions classifying them as a filler like macaroni or rice. So Aaron is right.

— Anonymous listener

Five Stars from BJS: Having John Patton on the show is great. Please fire Aaron and bring John on permanently.

— Anonymous listener

Five Stars from Bill P: You guys continue to pump out great episodes week after week.
When I first started listening, couldn't understand why Jeremy was always a dick to Aaron. After the third episode, I couldn't figure out why Jeremy hadn't driven over her to Michigan, kick-fucked Aaron to death, then smiled at the jury when his charges were read. All he'd have to do is play about 45 seconds of Aaron's autistic screeches and all charges would be dropped. Hell, he might even have a civil case against Aaron's family for psychological damages.
The latest episodes with Jon (aka TGC Beardy McBearderstein) have been incredibly informative as he and Jeremy just bring so much firearms knowledge to the table it's insane.
I do like the fact that Shawn et al won't shill for bullshit companies but have the 3 bullet-point requirements before you'll let them be a sponsor. I think back to all the groups that sold Big Daddy Unfuckyoulimited with zeal. Only person I saw actually apologize for that Ponzi bullshit was Jon, so props to him.
Keep bringing the good info; keep allowing only good sponsors (I've spent Canada's GDP on Nutrient Survival); and keep the humor dark.

— Anonymous listener

Five Stars from Dependable Don: 5 squares. It’s a little unsettling how well they know each others bodies but other then that it’s good.

— Anonymous listener