So I called up China and I was like, hey, send me our normal patch, but make it FDE because FDE is amazeballs and everyone loves FDE. China said, “no problem, I got u fam”.
Then the sent me some kind of gold FDE metallic bullshit. They are pretty damn cool but as they are a misprint, they will never be made again!
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Our updated look, logo and design fits on jackets, packs and even hats. You want to show your brand loyalty for under 10 bucks? This is the patch for you. If you want to show for more than 10 bucks, heck buy like 10.
This slick high-speed low-drag patch will make you shoot better, look better, look skinnier and cures most STD’s*
Just like all products made by We Like Shooting, this one comes with a lifetime no-money back guarantee because our lawyers could not agree on the science we were using to base the lifetime on. I said “Like a dogs lifetime” while others wanted to base it on an otters, I mean, how long does an otter live? I have no idea, we just could not back that one up.
*claims are likely not true.
