Dolphin Rape Survivor Morale Patch

There are few things in this life that are certain, water is wet, the sky is blue and the price of stamps will forever rise, also our newest patch will leave you gasping for air… like Aaron at the top of a flight of stairs! Not to be confused with Fast & Furious, the movie about loose cars and fast women, this patch is for all of us. We may not be skinny, we may not be running 5 minute miles, pulling in crazy tail, doing chin ups at the beach, but we are kicking ass and busting caps. WE’RE MAD AS HELL AND WE’RE NOT… phew, hold on. I got winded.

$9.00

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There are a few things in this world you can count on, death, taxes and dolphins trying to rape everyone up in here. Holy Kraken if you want to help support those who have suffered or you yourself been a victim take back your lives, take back the water, and take back your backside from flipper and his gangs of dolphins freeing willy all up in your space. Your fear of the sea was born in the movie Jaws but realized when it wasn’t the Little Mermaid pulling on you under the waves but a dolphin hunting for your red october. Be safe, stay out of the water and warn others with this patch designed with our own teams extensive knowledge and experience. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-jPIpeqh2I

This patch is made with the utmost attention to detail, utilizing layering, textures and surface features to present our unique designs. Used to show or to entertain, these patches adhere to bags and clothes via Hook-&-Loop. Each patch has a backing of hook material sewn on for east of attachment and removal.

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