Five Stars from RICK: WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO RATE YOU TO 11. LOVE MOST OF THE CAST AND I ESPECIALLY LOVE THE INFO I GET OUT OF SOME OF THE SHOWS. I LISTEN TO THEM ALL, HAVE FOR SEVERAL YEARS. I HAVE A QUESTION FOR YOU, I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE AN ACTUAL SBR WITH A RIFLE STOCK. WOULD I BE ABLE TO USE THE FREE TAX STAMP IF I SUBMIT THE FORM NOW? HELP!

— Anonymous listener

Five Baconators by Squanchy: 5 baconators. The cast reminds me of a Thanksgiving meal maybe I'm just a fatass but there could be some truth in it .

Sean is the ham, the baseline for the meal and what all your sides are piled up on.

Jeremey is the cream corn, it's a necessary evil. It's messy, a pain in the ass to fit on your plate and not fuck up everything else but you enjoy it for some reason.

Nick is the cranberry sauce - who cares if it's there or not.

Aaron is the mashed potatoes, alone it's just okay. But thrown on a slice of ham with extra butter and salt and hot damn this is good.

I think that's everyone right? Enjoy the show keep up the good work

— Anonymous listener

Five raccoons shot in the face at point blank range with a 6.5 creedmoor. An extremely entertaining podcast with a very knowledgeable group of guys. Being in Coloradoan myself, Shawn feels my pain. If these guys were all magically turned into a gun, what would they be. Jeremy, his Rock chucker. Loud, obnoxious and massive Overkill. However extremely useful on communists. Shawn, a Cobalt kinetics AR. competent, well-made but kind of niche. Aaron, a Kel-tech KSG. Weird, not terribly popular, they have some serious issues but fun. Nick Lynch, an FN SCAR. Definitely the one you want around when shit hits the fan. Savage, an AK because communism. You guys have gotten me through some rough times and I appreciate your podcast. It affects people in ways you don't know. It's like being with a group of friends you can just bullshit with and forget your troubles for a couple of hours. Keep doing what you do and we will keep listening.

— The mad fister

You had me at the moviephone part, but it just kept getting better from there. New listener, I dig it.

— HMP/Garrett

5 Canadian made pistol barrels

Usually I’ll bag on the cast but today it’s the listeners’ turn. I didn’t write a funny ass review to show up and have no fucking competition. Bunch of lazy ass twat waffles can’t be bothered to show up here and give their worthless opinions. Like y’all have anything better to do? Shawn slaved for minutes to put all this together. You don’t deserve to have Jeremy read exactly what you say regardless of what you meant. You don’t deserve to be ridiculed for your inability to string half a fucking thought together. Go pound a beer, hoist up your sweaty jock-straps, and fix yourselves…lazy fuckwits.

— Vince H

Hilarious but makes me sad

This podcast mostly makes me laugh but I live in a communist state, hearing about all the nice toys free states can enjoy makes me cry when suppressors, off roster handguns, or standard cap magazines are mentioned.

— EmperorCharlemagne

Five Squirrels.

If life were a video game here is what I think would make each member of the cast Rage Quit:

Aaron rage quits when he finds out that the only available job in town is teaching about radial delayed blowback to preschoolers. He could probably learn what radial delayed blowback is but a court order is a court order.

Savage: he rage quits any time he comes into contact with a cogent thought. I only say this because it doesn’t seem like he’s ever heard a complete one.

sHaWN does any time he hears any positive comment about 22LR or if he loses GunFights. Bonus points if he loses gunfights to 22LR

Nick can’t stand the sight of display toilets at Home Depot. The shear temptation of the Forbidden Thrown is too much for him to handle after all he’s been through.

TWIST ENDING Jeremy never rage quits. So many things cause him uncontrollable rage that he can’t. He just endlessly rage masterbates to cope with his unfathomable disappointment in THE GAME.

— Vince H

It seems like every review lately has been an attack on Aaron. I find it uncalled for based on personal experience where he let me borrow his coat at a Michigan cult meetup where i miss judged the weather. Would any of the other cast members share their jacket? Shawn would spend an hour explaining why he bought the jacket, what it’s intended use is and what every pocket is used for. By the time he gets done with the explanation you would freeze to death. Jeremy’s jacket would be giant sized and not wearable. Nicks jacket would more than likely have feces on it. Savage doesn’t own a jacket because communism. I think all the Aaron hate is overused at this point. Anyways thanks for the great podcast and the only podcast I look forward to every week.

— Zachary

5 Squares.

Shawn is like that weird uncle that has all the mid-life crisis toys.

Savage is the bald guy nobody knows who invited to the party but you let stay anyways because he informs you on all reddit news.

A-Aron is the creepy cousin that you get told "is from a different time" when he hugs the 14 year olds a bit too long

Nick is that one cousin that gives you your first cigarette and drops 13 books worth of gun knowledge on the back porch at a family gathering

Jeremy is the fun big brother that will drink to much and will go on a 3 hour rant with 2 full essays cited in MLA format on why commies (aka Savage) are the real reason he can't get cheap ammo every 4 years

All in all this podcast is like a toxic relationship. 5 personalities that you want to run away from, but seem to always get brought back by that sweet sweet SSB.

— Richard Munch

Five orgasmorators. I won’t lie I really just want a free tshirt. I would buy one but I have a severe addiction to buying and shooting firearms. Which in return has put me in crippling debt. Some days I feel like I’m just a R-tard in way over my head but then I listen to the show and feel right at home. I wish I had something witty and funny to say but I don’t sooo…. Yea. Thanks for being the dysfunctional entertaining firearm Brady bunch that you are. Really appreciate everything you do for the 2A community. Look out for me when SHTF I’ll be the one with the anime girl high point and head to toe in dickoflage. Keep it classy.

— Joey gunz

Five Stars from Zachary: It seems like every review lately has been an attack on Aaron. I find it uncalled for based on personal experience where he let me borrow his coat at a Michigan cult meetup where i miss judged the weather. Would any of the other cast members share their jacket? Shawn would spend an hour explaining why he bought the jacket, what it’s intended use is and what every pocket is used for. By the time he gets done with the explanation you would freeze to death. Jeremy’s jacket would be giant sized and not wearable. Nicks jacket would more than likely have feces on it. Savage doesn’t own a jacket because communism. I think all the Aaron hate is overused at this point. Anyways thanks for the great podcast and the only podcast I look forward to every week.

— Anonymous listener

Five Stars from Richard Munch: 5 Squares.

Shawn is like that weird uncle that has all the mid-life crisis toys.

Savage is the bald guy nobody knows who invited to the party but you let stay anyways because he informs you on all reddit news.

A-Aron is the creepy cousin that you get told "is from a different time" when he hugs the 14 year olds a bit too long

Nick is that one cousin that gives you your first cigarette and drops 13 books worth of gun knowledge on the back porch at a family gathering

Jeremy is the fun big brother that will drink to much and will go on a 3 hour rant with 2 full essays cited in MLA format on why commies (aka Savage) are the real reason he can't get cheap ammo every 4 years

All in all this podcast is like a toxic relationship. 5 personalities that you want to run away from, but seem to always get brought back by that sweet sweet SSB.

— Anonymous listener