A lot of people tend to rag on Nick for being dry and monotone, but he is clearly the wittiest of the lot, and his husband Tyler has a lot to be proud of. Speaking of witch, Angel sounds like a name for a skinny Dominican twink who snaps in a Z formation when Shawn argues with him. In typical AAron form, he’s such a narcissist that he married a man with the same name as him, so that he could yell his own name during sex. I’m pretty sure savage mail ordered his partner and they sent him a female by mistake. Jeremy is definitely the straightest of the lot, as evidenced by at least two human offspring in addition to several litters of puppies that he is likely to have fathered. All in all, I’m surprised this stunning and brave cast doesn’t have its own special edition bud light cans. Keep it up boys. Cheers to 500.
— Chris L
