How each cast member would die if they existed in the MHI universe. (In honor of the Larry Corria episode)
Shawn: Builds up a respectable talley of dead monsters and amasses significant PUFF earnings and then is sucked dry of blood because his Hispanic in-laws forgot to warn him about the chupacabras.
Nick: Mostly keeps to himself. Whacks a few backwoods wendigos but gets torn limb from limb after enraging bigfoot by accidentally shitting himself while on its territory.
Savage: Is a gnome. Good times with the gnomies are cut short when he gets merked by a rival gnome gang.
Jeremy: Kills the most monsters of the crew. One-ups another hunter's kill count one too many times and is found dead in a building littered with monster corpses. Weirdly, he is devoid of pants and all of the monsters' asses are bleeding.
Aaron: Hits on Holly once. Never makes that, or any other mistake again.

— Alex W

I just came in from doing yard work 1hr before the live show. I'm sweaty and i ate a protein bar that is making me single-assedly destroy the atmosphere. Yet I think we can all agree that somehow I'm still less wretched than most of the guys on the cast. I must hate myself because i keep tuning in to listen. Save yourself, run away. Blow Goats.

— DrStinkyGuy

The cast is like family Easter dinner. Not everyone makes it every time. There’s a couple people you like, the one you forget exists, and the one that always pisses you off because of something they said. But you always go because it makes the old ones happy.

— Anita Hanjaub

Love the cast for the brotherhood it offers. Shawn for his fun uncle attitude, Jeremy for that brother who knows where to bury the bodies, Nick for always getting it, Savage for finally getting a job and being back on. For Aaron being there so Shawn gets the tax break. Not sure if the tax break is for special needs or for giving Aaron training skills to put
on his resume. Love the show. Always listen and stay frosty. No notes

— Yensen

Worst podcast ever. I have never in my whole, entire, lifelong journey experienced a podcast that has convinced me to spend any and all of my available expendable income. I now own 5 cans, three of which are Bowers group cans,(Tom has nice cans) one machine gun, and dozens of other firearms. You guys are the worst. Love you. Cant wait for the next show.

— Ryan W.

Love the show! I’ve been listening since a Lil’s last episode, keeps me entertained on my 442 miles round trip route from charlotte Michigan to downtown Chicago everyday. So many classic episodes! #meatponies

— Nancy Pelosi‘s cervical mucus

Start this podcast at bedtime, set playback speed to 0.8x and let these guys boost your testosterone for the next several hours while you sleep. By the time you wake up to pee from your enlarged prostate, the podcast might be over. Reset it about half way and you're good till its time to wake up at 5am.

Nick, Jeremy and Shawn seem cool dudes, except they give Grandpa Moses (Aaron) so much shit. And who's the cartoon village people guy that recently joined your show?

Notes: none

— Low-T Grandpa

Shawn is getting too gun fat on free gun shit. He's the Veruca Salt of the gun world, a man that is spoiled, ungrateful and thankless. It sounds to me that the thrill of the gun world is gone from him. It's time to ship your products for review directly to Nick or Aaron who would appreciate it. Shawn shits on new stuff just because "he ain't got time foe dat" Case in point, Silencer co. created a short video explaining to people that silencers reduce the noise on a pistol however it's still loud. Most gun owners have zero experience with silencers and know very little about them and their effectiveness. So Shawn shits on the video because he think's everyone know it. Also the Taurus TX22 is a fantastic silencer host for .22 LR, It holds 15 rounds, has a side slide ejection port and the top of the slide is closed to prevent shit from blowing directly back into your face.
Thank you.
-McPickle.

— McPickle

Been listening for years and it’s true what Shawn says. Best damn gun podcast out there! Sure you may feel a little less intelligent after Aaron rambles on and on about some topic he’s stuck on with Jeremy but that feeling goes away after a few days. About 6 to be exact and then you’ll listen again and the feeling sets in again.
And just a reminder…Rost Martin is actually the second handgun manufacturer to sponsor the show. Unless we aren’t counting the 4 episodes that Nighthawk was here. Boy did them make a mistake.

— Mark

5 squares. What makes this podcast aggravating is also what makes it great. Sometimes the crew gets caught up in the dumbest arguments that just wont stop and I want to bang my head on the steering wheel. But, this happens because the differences in the cast. So many of these types of podcasts are echo-chambers of yes-bros. They all act and think like lemmings. But in this case, the stark differences in the cast keep the show original, entertaining, and just fucking good. We are all glad that once upon a time, Jeremy showed some pics on the internet, Shawn groomed Nick, a bald guy wanted to make an audio show, and something something Aaron. #JeremyIsNotACunt #NoNotes #SSB

— AndrewS

Jeremy’s the grand wizard of gun specs, pulling triggers faster than he pulls rank—leading the Klan of calibers with a barrel full of bias aimed at bad gear, not good folks. His ‘racism’ is chambered in chaos, reloaded with powder and prejudice for cheap ammo and bad optics, firing off zingers hotter than a muzzle flash or a backwoods rally. He’s got his sights set on stereotypes—red dots and rednecks alike—packing a bullet-point bigotry that prefers 9mm over .45 and freedom over feelings. This hooded gunslinger’s rants could segregate the range or ignite a riot, but they misfire on purpose, hitting humor instead. Meanwhile, the crew’s diverse madness keeps it cocked and loaded—five stars for a podcast too explosive to cancel, where Jeremy reigns as the lovable German-esk dictator of duds!

— The Grand Wizard of Gun Chaos

Sandwiches are good. You are all sandwiches.
Jerambe- the combo
Fatty, beefy, and cheesy with the right amount of spice from the giardiniera. Sometimes, there’s a sausage inside.
Savage- smooth peanut butter on crustless sunbeam white bread…unsure if there is need for further explanation
Nick - cold cut trio
Gets the job done. Not flashy. Straight to business.
A-Aron - tuna fish on rye
The fish isn’t fresh, so cram it full of mayo and cheap pickles. It’s alright in a pinch. He is most likely canned salmon instead of tuna.
Shawn - Cubano
Excellent sandwich, but certainly married into. Understandably not Cuban, but somewhere down there.
Guests - meatball subs
Can be delicious, can invoke diarrhea.

Thanks and keep up the great shows.

— Dan Gleesach