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— Anonymous listener

Review: 5 heptahectacontakaihenagons

If ever there was a podcast that could be used as an example that you don't have to be an expert to be successful, this is it. Never before has such a ragtag group of miscreants been assembled and been viewed by such a large number of people as experts with less knowledge on their subject matter. Bernie Madoff would be proud of the scam you've been able to pull off. The only one who truly seems to have any knowledge is the host of the show. He should definitely talk more. Keep up the good work.

Sean Herron

— Anonymous listener

Review:

If Jeremy doesn’t read this he’s gay?

The only reason you haven’t killed savage is that you are a communist sympathizer, and you want to lay back and have savage make sweet sweet breadhole love to you. You want to prostate carry savage, don’t you? You don’t even want savage to give you a reach around, just lay you down and give you that bald thumb raw? And what about Aaron? Do you want Arron to feed you his sweet and spicy Kishka? At the same time as savage? You dirty little man.

— Anonymous listener

If you want a handgun like a siggity sig.
Or a shiny new rifle for piggity pig.
This is a podcast you will diggity dig.
The cast has one guy who's biggity big.
So listen up and try not to fip your wiggity wig.
When live on the show he shouts "no notes."

— DrCensoredGuy

Like the show, have left reviews so mainly going for the contest. Did join the agency thing since there is a yearly option now.

— high hog

Listening to you guys will be the downfall of my financial stability. It seems like every time Nick builds something I feel the need to copy it. I guess I'm more like Shawn than I care to admit. Love the show and keep up the good work.

— Ben

Love the show

— Travisv1

A review and comparison to bring us all back to Dungeon Crawler Carl.

Let's pair each cast member to a Character from DCC.

First, Shawn, obviously he's Carl. He's the main character. He's powerful. He's the reason we are all here. There may or may not be a Cat that led him here. He likely has someone obsessed with his feet and definitely only has heart boxers on behind his desk.

Second, Aaron, he's Prepotene. Smart and powerful. Sometimes on the team, sometimes in the way, sometimes nowhere to be seen. Probably rides a Goat. Screams nonsense from time to time. Would be dead without the rest of the team.

Third, Jeremy. Jeremy is Quasar. Swears constantly
Hates the leader/rulers of the galaxy and game. Is there everytime we need him. Will likely be the reason the rest end up in a prison.

Fourth, Savage. He's JuiceBox. Extremely smart. AI generated. Self aware. Playing the same game but may have a different motive. Likely to lead to the downfall of the show.

Last, Nick. Nick is Samantha. Much more powerful then he's willing to let on. Always growing in power. A very important member to keep the show running. Would be dangerous if all his organs worked correctly. And Shawn has definitely been inside him.

These comparisons can not be altered. Debate will result in acceleration.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.

Signed,
Gary/System AI.

#nonotes

— System AI

Where is the damn squares button!? Love this show and all the antics that come along with it.
Lever action debate that would be fun to listen too.
What’s your favorite lever action caliber for whitetail hunting?
What would be the one you would take if you needed to defend that SSB.
#171, #fuckthethumb.

— Devin kalor

Great show, been listening for about 4 or so years. Just heard the convo about Aaron's weird ability to pull interest from the fairer sex. You couldn't come up with a good word for it - I'm here to help. The perfect word is conFAUXdence. You're welcome.

— TwinDadARguy

If you like to listen to someone chew in your ear then this is the perfect show for you. The host who speaks the most also enjoys his snacks each show so you can always get your earpussy full of crumbs. Also, fuck savage and keep carrying the show Nick.

— Meso Phonia

Love the show. Thank God Aaron is leaving for a while! This show was starting to play just like orange county choppers. That was a great show until it focused on the fighting.

— uglycarnie