System AI: A review and comparison to bring us all back to Dungeon Crawler Carl.

Let's pair each cast member to a Character from DCC.

First, Shawn, obviously he's Carl. He's the main character. He's powerful. He's the reason we are all here. There may or may not be a Cat that led him here. He likely has someone obsessed with his feet and definitely only has heart boxers on behind his desk.

Second, Aaron, he's Prepotene. Smart and powerful. Sometimes on the team, sometimes in the way, sometimes nowhere to be seen. Probably rides a Goat. Screams nonsense from time to time. Would be dead without the rest of the team.

Third, Jeremy. Jeremy is Quasar. Swears constantly
Hates the leader/rulers of the galaxy and game. Is there everytime we need him. Will likely be the reason the rest end up in a prison.

Fourth, Savage. He's JuiceBox. Extremely smart. AI generated. Self aware. Playing the same game but may have a different motive. Likely to lead to the downfall of the show.

Last, Nick. Nick is Samantha. Much more powerful then he's willing to let on. Always growing in power. A very important member to keep the show running. Would be dangerous if all his organs worked correctly. And Shawn has definitely been inside him.

These comparisons can not be altered. Debate will result in acceleration.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.

Signed,
Gary/System AI.

#nonotes

— Anonymous listener

Devin K: Where is the damn squares button!? Love this show and all the antics that come along with it.
Lever action debate that would be fun to listen too.
What’s your favorite lever action caliber for whitetail hunting?
What would be the one you would take if you needed to defend that SSB.
#171, #fuckthethumb.

— Anonymous listener

TwinDadARguy: Great show, been listening for about 4 or so years. Just heard the convo about Aaron's weird ability to pull interest from the fairer sex. You couldn't come up with a good word for it - I'm here to help. The perfect word is conFAUXdence. You're welcome.

— Anonymous listener

Meso Phonia: If you like to listen to someone chew in your ear then this is the perfect show for you. The host who speaks the most also enjoys his snacks each show so you can always get your earpussy full of crumbs. Also, fuck savage and keep carrying the show Nick.

— Anonymous listener

Ugly Carnie: Love the show. Thank God Aaron is leaving for a while! This show was starting to play just like orange county choppers. That was a great show until it focused on the fighting.

— Anonymous listener

Jason is Manica: Great podcast but shouldn't be listened to in all settings. I work security in a hospital and one of my jobs is to watch people that are checked in with homicide indication(HI). Usually it's very boring so I listen to podcasts and on one faithful day I was listening to this group of idiots being their usual idiotic but entertaining selves. One thing most of the HI have in common is their aren't in their right mind and they think everyone is out to get them, so when I laughed at the podcast this guy thought I was laughing at him so he decided it was time to get froggy and try to fight me, I'm 6'6 300 lbs so not many people worry me. Moral of the story is listen to WLS at your own risk, and if you aren't a full grown human don't laugh in the presence of homicidal people not in their right mind.

— Anonymous listener

Craven Moorehead: ▫️▫️▫️▫️▫️
You know, I like having that A-aron character around. His childlike innocence……no……ignorance, brings out the knowledge from Jeremy (the one everyone seems to think is a cunt) and Nick. Sometimes they need to see what a complete neophyte…..no……buffoon would think about a subject, so that they can expound upon the minutiae. Otherwise they would just assume that everyone is privy to the information, and move on. I also enjoy the older fellow with the ptosis of the scrotum. His stories about spoons and hunting and bad decisions sure will put a fellow to sleep. I think that about covers everyone. In closing, I sure do enjoy the podcast. Enough that I renew my cult membership every time the older fellow screws up the billing.

No notes

— Anonymous listener

Sigger Jim: I would like to amend my previous review in which i compared the cast to spices.

Shawn is Thyme because his hunting stories waste a lot of it.

Nick is cream of tarter because hes a little 'tarded, but the good kind of 'tarded.

Jeremy is white pepper because white pepper isnt black.

Aaron is cumin because all the dudes that cum-in him.

Savage is still flour, but unbleached flour this time.

— Anonymous listener

Ed Zup: If you’re reading this before you’ve listened to your first episode then you need to be prepared. If you think you’ve heard some wild shit from your quote-unquote radical friends then you better strap your ear pussies in for a ride. Upon hitting play you will be greeted by 5 cast members and while it will all seem normal for the first 15 seconds, you will soon find out that these dudes are cooler than your actual friends. Shawn, the head of the dick that is WLS, is always front and center, he runs the show and seemingly has seen it all and sometimes he gets drunk and that’s when the real fun happens. Jeremy is likened to the shaft, keeps the cast together, is always the one to brag about his size and multiple times throughout the show he will uncontrollably engorge himself with rage. Aaron and Nick are both like the balls, Nick is the higher up one, closer to the head and friendly with the shaft. Seems to have lots of knowledge about the business but you would never know it. For the most part he is quiet and stays out of the way. But when he is needed, he generally has an answer. Aaron on the other hand, he is the lower one, he is the Ying to Nicks Yang, he always can’t help himself with getting in the way, of easy conversation. And the rest of the cast always has fun at the expense of Aaron’s well being. That being said these 5 guys will broaden your firearms and associated knowledge with true stories, industry news, first hand experience along with a lot of good laughs. Love the show guys. Keep it up.
Oh shit, I forgot the 5th guy. Yeah then there’s Savage1r. He’s the taint.

— Anonymous listener

Malort D Vomit: Listening to We Like Shooting is like watching a Halloween movie marathon where everyone’s armed, drunk off malort, and ready to die on the hill of their own bad opinions. It’s scary, funny, and somehow educational.
• Jeremy is The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, pure chaos wrapped in muscle and rage. He’s the guy who’d bring a belt-fed to a pumpkin carving contest and still win. Terrifying, but you can’t stop watching.
• Aaron is Freddy vs. Jason, permanently stuck in an argument with literally everyone. Doesn’t matter what the topic is ammo, optics, or oxygen he has to debate it. You don’t know who wins, but somehow he always thinks it’s him.
• Nick is The Exorcist, calm on the outside, but inside there’s a demon fighting for control of his digestive system. It’s gross, hilarious, and oddly fitting.
• Savage1r is The Addams Family, quirky, darkly optimistic, and living in his own strange world of memes and economics. You never quite get it, but you respect the commitment.
• Shawn is Ghostbusters, the only guy trying to keep this haunted asylum under control. Surrounded by chaos, he’s the one with the gear, the notes, and the deep sigh of regret.

P.S…… I drank just as much Malort as Shawn a few episodes ago when you were raising money for Aarons car fund…. I hate you guys!!!

— Anonymous listener

Jeremeze Acunt: Listening to you guys is like hanging out with all my friends. Except all these friends are cool. Aaron quit whining. Sean use a glp1. Savage grow a dick. Nick you’re just awesome. Jeremy eat some crayons the army is better.

— Anonymous listener

Dixie Normous: Best gun podcast out there for a reason. Jeremy is like the drunk uncle at Thanksgiving who says whatever comes to his mind and is factually correct, especially when he uses facial slurs. Savage is the pearl-clutching liberal who only cares about his own state. Nick doesn't seem to care about much anything and just kinda exists, like the black sheep of the family who brings a six pack of craft beer nobody else will drink to the meal. Shawn is the mother hen who always has something to say and will prattle on for 25 minutes when three sentences will do while expecting praise and adoration for simply warming up the dinner rolls in the microwave. I would say something about Gay-A-Ron, but he's a worthless piece of shit who isn't worth mentioning besides warning people not to listen to him since he's always wrong and will beat you over the head with his dumbass "logic" and "facts." The real heroes of the show are the live listeners who chime in with clarity and jokes on the live chat that occasionally get mentioned. WLS is life, join the cult, and Aaron needs to test more handgun barrels for mouth feel.

— Anonymous listener