Five Stars from Aaron your dirty laundry: If the cast were articles of clothing.
Shawn is your significant other's favorite bra. Not a whole lot to look at in and of itself and sometimes you really just want it to get out of the way and let the fun begin. But it holds everything together and keeps it presentable.
Nick is your favorite pair of sweatpants for around the house. Familiar, comfortable, low key, and essential to your lifestyle. But you probably should have been wearing boxers underneath them because that last fart felt pretty wet.
Aaron is that old t shirt from college that has found new life as a shop rag. Far beyond what most would consider its viable life span. You still find it to come in handy now and then. Althought you really are uncertain if those stains are oil, blood, or fecal matter and stopping to think about it makes you have to swallow back the vomit.
Savage is that Gore tex rain coat you bought because it was on sale. Most of the time you forget its even in your closet but when needed, it's probably the most valuable part of your wardrobe.
Jeremy is that favorite ball cap that you wear literally everywhere and with any outfit. Normies dont understand its value and you're friends don't either. But if you had to throw away every piece of clothing you owned except one, you'd be freeballing in public and rocking this hat. People look very uncomfortable when they see you wearing it. But seriously, how many times do you really need to explain that the foreskins of your vanquished enemies pinned to it are artistic rather than psycopathic?
Love the show. Keep up the good work.
— Anonymous listener