Ryan: Jeremy is a fat cunt and Shawn fluffs him daily

— Anonymous listener

Hem A Roids: Sometimes you want to kill yourself. Other times you just hope that the diabetes finally takes the toes off Aaron. This group is degenerate, disgusting, rude, and inappropriate.

I like it.
Below are 4 animals. One for each cast member (savage doesn’t count anymore) you guess who is who
🦫🦍🐩🐓 (beaver, gorilla, poodle, rooster)

— Anonymous listener

McNitt: Wow this podcast gives me the most confusing erection I’ve ever had in my life! At first I was afraid, then I was excited, then I was ashamed…
Side note : Since yall are on a liqueur kick… I got an interesting one for you… what you do is take 2 shots of licor 43 and mix it in a whiskey glass with milk… straight up tastes like melted vanilla ice cream. Much love from Colorado

— Anonymous listener

Fisher Cat: Love the show guys keep fighting the good fight I’m going to compare each of the cast members to gods of Norse mythology

Obviously Jeremy is like Thor who always craves war and bloodbaths and loves his farmland, Shawn is like Odin leading the other gods and speaking occasional wisdom when he isn’t drinking, Aaron is Loki cause he plays dirty tricks like the dirty Jew he is, Nick is like forseti who always tries to seek out the truth among information to better inform people, savage is just the horse that all the gods make fun of when it runs way from loud noises. Really
Love the show guys #shootstraight#SSB

— Anonymous listener

NateL: Great podcast always good for a laugh . I dont always learn something but i can be assured to disagree with Aaron , also i enjoy Shawns hunting stories, his detailed stories paint a picture of the hunt and feel i can watch it all happening in my head.

— Anonymous listener

DammitBrad: How many pieces of uncooked spaghetti noodles do you think you could fit in your urethra?

— Anonymous listener

Ass Eater: I haven’t heard too many honest reviews on here so I’ll see if this one makes it on the show… you guys suck. You all are terrible influences. Do you guys know how much money you have made me spend and how much you still want to make me spend? From 3D printing to machine guns and all the sponsors shit that you guys just throw discount codes out too? Unbelievable. The sexy MP5s and hi points and the building of 1911s and the night vision and thermal talk make me too damn hard I just pass out from lack of blood to the brain. Screw you guys. Don’t even get me started on the news and gadgets that you guys fill my brain up with every week. On a lesser serious note, Jeremy is not a cunt. He is the one I want to be like most when I grow up. Unfortunately I’m currently like Aaron the most with all my Jewy-ness. I’ll get there someday. Love the show gentlemen and eat that #SSB up.

— Anonymous listener

DrSexyGuy: Watching the show live is like going to the bar and winding up getting a train run on you. There's these guys hanging out, then Aaron comes over and starts talking (gear chat) and you wish he'd just shut up. But then Nick starts saying interesting things (bullet points) and you wait to see where things are going. Next thing you know, you're there with all the boys (gun fights) and having the best time you can remember. The only thing missing is that truly Savage moment (news) where you're getting yelled at and you don't know if you'll be choked or not. Before long Jeremy brings the angry grunts (reviews), everything wraps up, Shawn is professing his love, and you're about to fall asleep. In the morning you wonder what happened to your earpussy, replay the events in your podcast app, and realize you've made a mistake. All you can clearly remember is Shawn talking about his eyes over and over. Time for some Plan B and maybe a police report.

— Anonymous listener

Red: I wish I could tell you that Shawn fought the good fight, and the Sisters let him be. I wish I could tell you that - but prison is no fairy-tale world. He never said who did it, but we all knew. Things went on like that for awhile - prison life consists of routine, and then more routine. Every so often, Shawn would show up with fresh bruises. The Sisters kept at him - sometimes he was able to fight 'em off, sometimes not. And that's how it went for Shawn - that was his routine. I do believe those first two years were the worst for him, and I also believe that if things had gone on that way, this place would have got the best of him.

— Anonymous listener

Dependable Don: I miss savage

— Anonymous listener

Phil Ayshio: The guys titled episode 586 of “We Like Shooting” after Jeremy’s relative, and that’s pretty badass. Then, they named Double Tap from that same night, episode 385, after mine, which is also badass. Like Jeremy’s relative, he was given his name because of his actions as a young man. He was a master of his craft until he ate himself to death. His tongue is preserved in a French museum. Thanks again guys, keep it tight. #tradeSSB4machineguns

— Anonymous listener

Jassnibbler: El nibbler again. Sorry about the last one. I was hammered. It is fun to listen to you guys make fun of drunk fuckers sending in questions and reviews. Im only half drunk this time. Still think you guys are half gay at heart. Only Jeremy is hetro. Since hes a giant cunt. I ask you look at the stemple tube builds from brp again. Transferable. And reasonably priced. Brian has about 100 left. Then they gone. Theres a vid on forgotten weapons about them. Seemed like nick was checking it out. Hala. And stay gay cunts

— Anonymous listener