Letter to my Chris
If you experience your”Kingslayer” staying turned on for more than 4 hours, you may have a crush on Swampfox CEO, Christopher D Cox! Wow; what a name! I was driving to work and listening to WLS like normal. Suddenly, I heard a voice I haven’t heard before. A voice so smooth and lovely, it melted my heart in an instant. Chris, I hope you read this, because I’m pretty smitten. I’ll probably sell my Strike Eagle so I can buy one of his LVPO optics. Oh Chris, please call me. I may have to start cashing in my #SSB so I can buy one of everything. Love you xoxo
— rjspillz
